var Quotation=new Array() Quotation[0] = "Life feeds on life"; Quotation[1] = "Breathe in union."; Quotation[2] = "This changes everything..."; Quotation[3] = "Watch the weather change."; Quotation[4] = "This is necessary."; Quotation[5] = "These are the cries of the carrots."; Quotation[6] = "Here comes the water."; Quotation[7] = "Buy my new record."; Quotation[8] = "Into the trees."; Quotation[9] = "But I forgot my pen."; Quotation[10] = "It took so long to remember just what happened."; Quotation[11] = "The door was wide open."; Quotation[12] = "This holy reality."; Quotation[13] = "Suck me dry."; Quotation[14] = "Who are you to wave your finger?"; Quotation[15] = "Ride the cock."; Quotation[16] = "Trapped inside this..."; Quotation[17] = "Und kiene eier."; Quotation[18] = "Think for yourself, question authority."; Quotation[19] = "Here from the king's mountain view..."; Quotation[20] = "Wish I was old and a little sentimental."; Quotation[21] = "OUAGH"; Quotation[22] = "Eat my ass and balls."; Quotation[23] = "This is a Hatesong."; Quotation[24] = "I do a good impression of myself."; Quotation[25] = "One of the wonders of the world is going down."; Quotation[26] = "Hear the sound of muzak drifting in the aisles."; Quotation[27] = "Arriving somewhere..."; Quotation[28] = "...but not here."; Quotation[29] = "A 60 ton angel falls to the earth."; Quotation[30] = "What happens now?"; Quotation[31] = "I am responsible."; Quotation[32] = "Blank face in the windowpane."; Quotation[33] = "Devious movements in your eyes."; Quotation[34] = "You are stuck in a beautiful future."; Quotation[35] = "Spiralling to the ground below."; Quotation[36] = "Like Autumn leaves left in the wake to fade away."; Quotation[37] = "I got a halo 'round me."; Quotation[38] = "Pull me down again, and guide me into..."; Quotation[39] = "SUCKIN ON HIS PIPE, DISTINGUISHED ACCENT."; Quotation[40] = "Prying open my third eye."; Quotation[41] = "In... Out... In... Out. In... Out..."; Quotation[42] = "Go back to sleep."; Quotation[43] = "Chasing a trail of smoke and reason."; Quotation[44] = "Shine, lake of fire."; Quotation[45] = "It's calling me back to my home."; Quotation[46] = "P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face (muh muh muh muh)."; Quotation[47] = "Balanced all the while on a gleaming razor's edge."; Quotation[48] = "He is risen up, out of the blackness. Chaos..."; Quotation[49] = "Light to dark, duck to light, light to duck..."; Quotation[50] = "After we're gone... it's a football game."; Quotation[51] = "Twisting faith into violence, in the name of God."; Quotation[52] = "Proud enough for you to call me arrogant."; Quotation[53] = "Greedy enough to be labeled a thief."; Quotation[54] = "Angry enough for me to go and hurt a man."; Quotation[55] = "Cruel enough for me to feel no grief."; Quotation[56] = "Selfish enough to make you wait for me."; Quotation[57] = "Angels fall, all for you, heretic."; Quotation[58] = "Dark master within, I will fight for you."; Quotation[59] = "My soul is my own now, I do not fight for you."; Quotation[60] = "He's a Monday morning lunatic."; Quotation[61] = "Open your eyes, Victoria."; Quotation[62] = "I hear the baying of the hounds, in the distance."; Quotation[63] = "Cold fingers mark this dying wreck; this moment is mine"; Quotation[64] = "Follow me down to the valley below."; Quotation[65] = "We were doing so well..."; Quotation[66] = "LINGERING DEATH."; Quotation[67] = "An entertainment complex built around a sewage system."; Quotation[68] = "Je n'avais pas besoin de cette hypothese-la"; Quotation[69] = "Fuckin' screw, its shitasspetfuckers."; Quotation[70] = "Awesome Possum."; Quotation[71] = "Hey im infront of you, buh BUH"; Quotation[72] = "Tell your girlfriend I said THANKS!"; Quotation[73] = "Like giant ants with top hats dancin' around."; Quotation[74] = "You can't have 'nothing isn't,' 'everything is.'"; Quotation[75] = "Hellbent on heaven."; Quotation[76] = "Heads will roll."; Quotation[77] = "DAT DAT DATDAT DAT DAT DAT DATDATDAT DAT DATDAT DAT DAT DAT DATDATDAT"; Quotation[78] = "Bandoliers, to fight me dear."; Quotation[79] = "Pon de window... Balance."; Quotation[80] = "CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT"; Quotation[81] = "With a big black gaping hole where the heart should be..."; Quotation[82] = "Baby, I renounce thee."; Quotation[83] = "Stop trying to keep your composure."; Quotation[84] = "I've grown used to that."; Quotation[85] = "You've let yourself go, you felt so down, so my high tech salvation is just for you."; Quotation[86] = "Once in the middle of the crowd, I stopped."; Quotation[87] = "But I am so fearful of the future."; Quotation[88] = "I want to cut you to the bone."; Quotation[89] = "The world brings him down and shuffles him around."; Quotation[90] = "A view of space with an elephant obstructing it."; Quotation[91] = "It's my tail, and I'm gonna chase it if I want to."; Quotation[92] = "Hey brother."; Quotation[93] = "Hey hermano."; Quotation[94] = "I am no scar... dot com"; Quotation[95] = "Unfortunately, the whole incident was covered by the paper."; Quotation[96] = "Her?"; Quotation[97] = "Stop licking my hand you horse's ass."; Quotation[98] = "It ain't easy being white, it ain't easy being brown."; Quotation[98] = "s' Queen Mary"; Quotation[99] = "It's not a meteor; it's a cookie wand."; Quotation[100] = "There's always money in the banana stand."; Quotation[101] = "Ain't nobody gonna see what Frank look like!"; Quotation[102] = "For British eyes only."; Quotation[103] = "NO TOUCHING"; Quotation[104] = "...baby you got a stew goin'!"; Quotation[105] = "I'm half machine... I'm a monster!"; Quotation[106] = "I've made a huge mistake."; Quotation[107] = "I'm afraid I just blue myself."; Quotation[108] = "COME ON!"; Quotation[109] = "The very fact that you call it that tells me you're ready"; Quotation[110] = "Say goodbye to these!"; Quotation[110] = "Are you sure these aren't balls? Because last time, they were balls."; var Q = Quotation.length; var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1)); function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);} showQuotation();